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boydeadbeat1000
27 sec - 29 Oct 2008

I kissed a girl and I liked it

SM64: Inner Demons: The Posession
mad87645
9 min - 29 Oct 2008

ive done it and i think its damned awesome. if you have any questions plz ask (no one is guest starring in this series so dont ask)

Shh..Its A Secret Ch. 18
LoveeeJonas
5 sec - 29 Oct 2008

Ch 18!! OMG i need a favor!!!! can you plz go to....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRPCxV... and vote for me?!?!? i really want to win! if i win, i promise a freaking marathon dude!! lol also if you do vote.. post up to 10 comments max just saying "i vote loveeejonas" thanks you. noww... ch.18. remember... i wanna win!!!!Previously: Everyone knows now!!! but joe didn't take it too well and ran away!! oh no !! what will happen now!!!!!Kayla: im sorry joe!!Sarah: yeah i was the one who told them not to tell you because it wasn't time yet.Joe: time?!? where's time!? we got all the time in the world to know that my girlfriend is pregnant, with my baby. [turns to nick] Joe: IT IS MY BABY ISN"T IT!!!!!! BECAUSE IF IT WASN"T I WOULD BLOW UP!!Nick: yes joe it is.Joe: ok good! but still i am supper mad!!Joe runs off ot the door, to his car, and drives away. with sarah, nick, kevin, kayla, and vivian running after it.Joe saw they were chasing him so he pressed the gas pedal to go faster and they couldn't catch him no more..Back with everyone in the house. Katie is sitting on the couch smad [mad and sad :D] looking down, and everyone was just pacing around..Katie: can you guys stop pacing around!! even if im not looking at you guys it makes me dizzy!!!Kayla: sorry katez.Vivian: where can he be?!?Sarah: nick? kevin? you know where he usually goes to think about stuff.? Kevin: well.... kinda.... not in this state... or country....Katie: it has happened before??Nick: yea.Sarah: where does he usually go??Kevin: umm there's like 4 countries he usually goes to..Katie: which??Nick: well... Turkey, Indonesia, Mexico, and China.Sarah: turkey??Kevin: yeah he loves turkey, the food i mean. yeah but he just likes that.Katie: [sad] how are we going to fnd him?!?! all those 4 countries are so far away from each other!!!Sarah well... lets see.. we have... 1,2,3,4,5,6 people.. hmmm. we need 2 more ppl.Kevin: hey nick, let's go ask rihanna and michael. they love to travel and helping us with investigations..Nick: perfect!Katie: ok....who's going with who??Kayla: ok..... i'll go with kevin. Sarah with nick. katie and vivian. and michael and rihanna. Kevin: omg. i want to go indonesia.Nick: sarah, let's go turkey.Vivian: me and katie willl go to china. and that leaves rihanna and michael to go to mexico. Kevin: anyone have any idea how far every country is from here approximately?? from the united states??Kayla: oh i know! i took ap geography and got A+Kevin: oh wow, pretty and smart. I LOVE IT!Kayla: hahha ok... [she tells them how far.. i dont really want to go online and check ;P] Nick: alright, so everyone pack tonight, we will all leave in our directs tomorow morning.Katie: tomorrow morning?!?! thats too sudden!!!Sarah: katie.. do you want to find joe or not.??Katie: of course!!!Kayla: there's yuhr answer sista :]Katie: fine...[note: the next few chapters will be what happens in their vacations]Kevin: ok we still stay there for two weeks. let's see if we can find him. we'll meet back at the airport back here at the same time. alright. Sarah: yesss captain! The next day.... everyne is in the airport waiting for their planes. after the planes boarded, every two people left their ways to hunt for joe jonas!! haha.Sorry its short. again!! remember to vote!! 10 times max!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRPCxV... lol. ummm. will they find joe?!?! is joe even in any of the four countries?!? you'll seee.. in shh..its a secret! byee! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRPCxV... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRPCxV... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRPCxV... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRPCxV... see yah! and dont forget to subscribe to ViViANandJENNY too!! i'll need 2 subs for this. 8 Comments! 2 Subs for ViViANandJENNY

Chapter 12
dancergirl4797
22 sec - 29 Oct 2008

Here ya go!Kevin's POVI went through the whole school day avoiding Hannah; and everything was fine. She was probably fucking some other guy by now. I met up with Jessica at the end of the day. She said we would do nothing until a first date, so why not now?Kevin: Let's go on our first date.Jessica: Now?Kevin: Why not?Jessica: But where are we gonna go?I took her hand and walked her to my car.Jessica: My car!Kevin: We'll get it later, don't worry.Jessica: Ok.She sat in the passenger seat, and I jumped into the driver's seat. She looked over at me as I put the key in ignition.Kevin: What?Jessica: Where are we going?I turned on the radio.Kevin: Who says we have to go anywhere.I leaned in and kissed her; suprisingly she kissed back. As the kiss got more into making-out, then more passionate, I began to make my move. I moved into the backseat, and she moved with me. I pulled off my shirt and began to work on hers. As I got it off, she whispered into my ear sending shivvers down my back.Jessica: This is the best first date I've ever had.Kevin: I was hoping you'd like it.She pulled at my belt as I reached for her bra clasp. We undressed each other fully before another word was exchanged. I pulled out a condom from my wallet and put it on. I didn't have to ask; she went down on me without hesitation. The parking lot was empty, but I knew she was trying to be quiet anway. I went harder and harder hoping she liked it. Jessica: OH MY GOD!!!I'll take that as a yes. I went faster until she was clutching so tightly onto my shoulder, she was almost drawing blood.Jessica: I'm going- I'm going to- OH MY GOD!!!I knew she reached an orgasm, but I kept going. I hadn't yet, and it wasn't that I just wanted to; I also wanted her to think of this as the most amazing time in her life.Jessica: KEVIN!! Keep going, please!I moved in and out of her at perfect time. I knew I was going to come and I think she was too. I'll never forget the moment it happened; we practically melted into each others arms. I fell onto the seat and she rested her head on my chest.Jessica: I love you.Kevin: I.....I...uhhhh.......Romi's POVDid he just say what I think he said?Romi: What?Joe: I-I...it was nothing.Romi: You thought that was a mistake?Joe: No I-Romi: That was my first time, and you...you thought it was a mistake! I was so scared but I trusted you! Am I not experience enough for you; or was I just THAT BAD?Joe: That's not what I meant.Romi: Then what did you mean.Joe: You were great, believe me. And I really loved the whole thing, please understand that. I just- I just don't want to ruin your life.Romi: How would you do that?Joe: (whispering) If you got pregnant.Romi: But you used a condom! Right? You did!Joe: I know, but they don't always work.....and I guess it's happened before.Romi: You got a girl pregnant? Please don't tell me she got rid of it too.Joe: What do you mean "too"?Oh no! I just said that. I can't tell him! I can't I promised Lia!Joe: What aren't you telling me?Dun Dun DUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!! There ya go!

Bitten By a Love Bug Ep.4
michelovesjb
53 sec - 29 Oct 2008

Luca Bella: Why are you guys crowding around me?Te'a: Ohhh! Nothing.Luca Bella; Can you please stop. I need to go meet someone.Ana: Whooo?Luca Bella: Someone named J-Joe: come on Luca Bella!Luca Bella: Well, nice to meet you..Err, gotta go.Her teeth furiously looked hungry...Te'a: That was awkward.Michelle: Te'a! have you found anything yet?Te'a: For sure it's Joe. He just called her to come to him.Ana: Hey! I WAS THERE TOO!Michelle: Ana, good job!Ana: HA! I got the credit.Te'a: Oh please!Ana and Te'a Boisterously fight.Michelle: CUT IT OUT!Te'a and Ana: Sorry.Michelle: Now that we know about Joe, we need to look who IS bitten.Ana: What? Are we going to just ask: Let me see you arm?Te'a: ANA! Nooo...umm...what are we going to do?Michelle: We have to secretly do something...COME ON! Follow me.Michelle, Te'a, and Ana all go to the drama club.Te'a: What the heck are we doing in here?Ana: Yeah Michelle! We should be eating lunch by now!Michelle: Do you guys want to know who has been bitten or what?Te'a and Ana: Yes ma'am.Michelle: Go find a disguise...something that'll make you look like a survey taker.Te'a: FOUND SOMETHING FOR ALL OF US!!Michelle: Let's see it.*Te'a shows Michelle and Ana*Michelle: Mmmhmm...I like it!Ana: Yeah very mysterious.*All goes to the changing room*Te'a in a man's voice: YO WHAT UP PEOPLE!Michelle in a man's voice: Te'a...we aren't gangsters, we're janitors.Te'a: Oh! Oh yeahhh.*All of them walk up to Luca Bella*Man's voice...Ana: Hi we are janitors or this school, we have been asked to check through everyone's locker, so excuse us.Luca Bella: Well how come the locker next to mine isn't checked?Te'a: Umm...Michelle: The principal asked us to start by you!Luca Bella: Ok! Sound reasonable!Ana: If you excuse us.Michelle: Ok guys! We got in. Find something unusual.Te'a: Found this.Ana: What is it?*Abby sees janitors*Abby: Excuse me? Isn't it illegal for janitors to do that?Michelle: Abby! It's us! We're in her locker to see anything unfamiliar.Abby: Oh ok.WAIT UNTIL EP. 5 TO SEE WHAT THEY FOUND!I KNOE IT'S A SHORT CHAPTER! SORRY!

Republican CONSERVATIVES dont care about black issuse,
XrisSmiles
2 min - 29 Oct 2008

i made this video because so many of you were claiming that Republicans are the party that helps black people, lol, yea right. Maybe 100-150 years ago.The truth is the civil rights movement separated the conservatives to the Republican party and the Liberals to the Dems. So hearing this, i ask myself why would i be a black conservative???All the name calling they are doing to Barack. i aint no fool, i know 'most (not all) hate him because he is black. Anyways, i dont see how u can argue with this video, but if u want to try, i welcome it.

Abundant Living System (ALS) Ask Do You Have A Plan B?
ghall45
5 min - 29 Oct 2008

http://www.greg-hall.comGreg Hall 404-200-8988abundant living system is my plan b. what is your plan b? don't get caught out here in this bad economy without a plan b. abundant living system can bring in that needed extra cash. Call Greg Hall

Car-X Des Moines Full Service Customer Testimonials
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31 sec - 29 Oct 2008

Keep your vehicle running trouble free while saving money. Full Service, Great Value - just ask some of our customers!Car-X Des Moines

Recoil of the .338 win mag
Wazynator
2 min - 29 Oct 2008

Quick clip of myself firing my new .338win mag. Was sighting it in. And for those who are going to ask.....Yes .338's kick like a mule, and thats why they are so damn fun to shoot :) ENjoy

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