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An immature GMC member has created an account with the username ‘FredFrederickson‘ which he was using to impersonate GMC global moderator FredFredrickson. This post is not written however to give attention to such stupidity of attention seekers, but instead to the attitudes of other community members including a moderator. After a good deal of confusion between members who quickly spotted the fake and those who were unable to stop the multiple discrepancies between the accounts of the fake and

It's been a good weekend. I had Ladies' High Tea on Saturday afternoon at Leah's house, with Jess, Leanne and Leanne's 11-month old son Matty. We had cucumber sandwiches, freshly baked scones and madeleines and about eight types of tea (Leah works in a tea shop), and gasbagged about weddings and babies, like proper old hens. To be fair, we also made rude jokes and mocked people. Mum would have loved it! Leah has a dachsund named Barney, who is adorable, but also a big jerk. He'd sneak up on the

I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I’m sending you just 1 joke . . . “You are so beautiful”

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Clowiie10
47 sec - 26 Oct 2008

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stupid kids play a football.3gp
bediang80
2 min - 26 Oct 2008

what a bad jokes...no techniques, no stamina...all they know is chasing the ball and tackle their opponents...oowww...that's hurt...

Electronic Arts- Nerf N-Strike Game Trailer
jakeyboy994
2 min - 26 Oct 2008

no jokes.. coming out on Wii in november 2008

A Joke Every Day - 275 - Parking Garage
MikeBlejer
30 sec - 26 Oct 2008

I'm putting today's joke up early, but I hope you'll go back and check yesterday's joke as well, since I'm putting that up late. YIPES!I like the joke becuase I feel like it alludes to what I'm trying to say without outright saying it. In yesterday's joke I used this as an example, but I'm going to use it again here to illustrate a slightly different point. Consider the Steven Wright joke "When I was a kid we had a quicksand-box in my yard. I was an only child... eventually." He doesn't have to say what happened and in fact it's much better that he doesn't. It's not funny to say "my brother drowned in our quicksandbox", it's much better to piece it together to have the actual mental punchline occuring in the audience's head. The verbal punchline "I was an only child... eventually" gives, in a concise manner, all the information the audience needs to know exactly what happened, and imagine it to whatever extent they are comfortable with. I'm hoping that my joke similarly communicates what happened without expressly saying it, and I hope it is similarly dark enough to illicit a kind of intake of breath laugh in response, sort of a chuckle "oh shit." I played with the idea of taking it further, like "And registering with the government is a small price to pay for that" after the last line, but it just seemed anti-climactic. The real action, the thrust of the joke happens in the fire-exit/made it out with our lives bit. Oh, also, there's a great Mitch Hedberg joke "I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. " Suffice it to say, I don't think my joke is stepping on this at all, since obviously all that they have in common is the word "fire exit."Firestarters: Please don't steal my jokes. They're covered with a fire retardant substanse so that unless you keep pouring gas on them they won't burn. Honestly there are much better things you could spend your time burning, that's all I'm saying.

Is He On Yet?
whosgottaknow
2 min - 26 Oct 2008

Just a cute kid trying to tell jokes and eating cereal off her jammies

The Rake's Progress
clarsonimus
1 min - 26 Oct 2008

The good apples go in the bag. The bad apples go in the compost heap.

A Joke Every Day - 274 - God Parents
MikeBlejer
46 sec - 26 Oct 2008

Sorry to be late again. Northern England = hard to find free wifi + everything is way too expensive + Lovely area really. In my estimation, this joke is successful. It's not true, but it's more about the concept and I like it anyway. I was playing around with whether the godparents should be atheists or my family should be atheists, but in the end it was more compelling to say "They don't really believe in themselves" as a double meaning than just to go to the 2nd set of parents thing. This is generally an issue in jokes, finding out how to take the logical trick and make it compelling. I refer to these as emotional magnifiers. There are a bunch of ways to do this, off the top of my head some are:1. Incorporating references to things people already have an affinity for (It's just like thundercats meets the BK Whopper!) I view this as a bit cheap just since it's piggybacking off of that sentiment rather than generating your own). This can also be done subtlety so that it's a reference to an idea rather than a specific thing, which I see as being higher quality. Eugene Mirman does this a lot, referencing a "type of thing" like a trope of his "movie phone voice" where he then goes "Oh no, James Cameron your future has come true!" or explaining financial institutions as "they sell the money" etc...2. Using swearing or sexual innuendo. This is sometimes cheap and sometimes not depending on how it's used. Louis C.K. for instance curses a ton but it never seems cheap because it's always either A. totally in his voice or B. He's doing it for a very specific reason as a part of the joke, not just to shock. But there are tons of people who use it cheaply to be like "Oh I went there" or "Oh I said it." Reasonable people don't get upset with a comic because he said something taboo. They get upset because he said something taboo for no discernible reason/with nothing to say about it.3. Creating a scenario that adds emotional depth to the joke. This is my favorite kind and when it is done concisely and subtly it is really beautiful in it's power. Sometimes this involves discussing the emotions directly, but other times it's even better just to communicate the situation and leave it to the audience. Consider the Steven Wright joke "When I was a kid we had a quicksand-box in my yard. I was an only child... eventually." He doesn't have to say what happened or how it affected him or his family or anything, people understand what he means and the inherent 'wickedness' of it connects them to the joke emotionally. I think the core structural piece of a joke (cornerstone?) is the incongruity or logical twist that it's based on, and without one you don't really have a joke, but what makes it worth listening to is the emotional magnifiers.Godparents: Please don't steal my jokes. They're only for true believers (in comedy).

Mike Epps - White Dude Impression
sukyscg
58 sec - 26 Oct 2008

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Kennith and Douggga
ulovedougx
29 sec - 26 Oct 2008

2/3s Dirty jokes packin up before a show.yeaaaaaa

Random Funny Face
nickokicko
53 sec - 26 Oct 2008

Dude Drawz on Chin Nd Says Random Stuff

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