The Gay Blades – Ghosts

Triple Crown Records Ghosts is a new and inventive album from The Gay Blades. This album contains a refreshing take on pop punk music. The group keeps this genre interesting by utilizing witty, inventive, and angst-filled lyrics to round out the overall sound of the album. There are ten full-length tracks on this album, as well as two remixes. Every time I listen to Ghosts, I find something new and entertaining about the songs. Each has an entirely unique feel, which adds to the appeal of the a

My wife shared this wonderful story from World War II with me Saturday morning. Here are a few excerpts from the Associated Press article: When the submarine USS Ohio surfaced at sea and Machinist Mate 1st Class Jason Witty emerged from the hatch to look around, he saw calm, blue water under a peaceful sky — perfect for the solemn task he was about to perform. On the map, the Ohio was afloat in just another indistinguishable expanse of the Pacific Ocean. As Witty stood on deck holding a silv

The Hundreds get set to drop the first batch of their Holiday 2008 goods to both San Francisco and Los Angeles flagship stores. Offering tons of variety as usual, we get some previews of their new garments including outerwear and cut and sews pieces, with a witty take on the NBA's Thunder dilemma. Images of the gear can be seen after the jump, with the collection officially dropping tomorrow morning at 11am. THSF 585 Post St. San Francisco, CA 94102 THLA 7909 Rosewood Ave. Los Angeles

As did most of America, I walked around yesterday with a feeling of pride, wonder, and optimism. I’m hopeful for change and can’t wait to see what happens next. Even more interesting is the fact that I am going to run in a pair of new shoes for the first time in a year. Yeah. That shows how little running I’ve done over the past year.  I usually would have been through at least 4 pairs of shoes in a year. This means I am optimistic that my health issues are slowly getting behind me. (No mistak

Atomic CD tracklist By admin | November 7, 2008 Here’s the tracklist for Saturday night’s CD. The theme’s kind of lists & names, but I couldn’t think up anything very witty to call it. So, without further ado: 01. Dexys Midnight Runners - Burn it Down 02. The Clash - Know Your Rights 03. The Human League - The Things That Dreams are Made of 04. The Nails - 88 Lines About 44 Women 05. M - Pop Muzik 06. Ian Dury & the Blockheads - Reasons to be Cheerful (Part 3) 07. Scritti Politti -

The other day the School of Visual Arts MFA Designer as Author students visited the Zaha Haddid-designed Chanel Mobile Art display in Central Park's Rumsey Playfield. It was a gorgeous Fall morning, leaves falling from trees painted with oranges, reds, siennas, and fading greens. The 7,500 square foot orb is filled with installations inspired by the quilted Chanel bag (bottom) and perfume pervades the air. A personal tour is narrated by the deep yet dulcet tones of Jeanne Moreau

The beautiful Ivana Deigo is a true delight to behold - just ask any of her many fans and admirers across the globe. This sexy vixen is a world class model and glamour girl and one we know you are going to fall for with her stunning good looks and exuberant personality. If a hard-bodied beauty with a witty and genuine style is what you are after, then Ivana Deigo is sure to fill that bill. Hundreds of loyal followers can’t be wrong! Explicit Glamour Photography and Videos at Max Glamour

I really like Benjamin Franklin’s “The Way to Wealth”. Taken as a whole, this pamphlet has some very timely advice for the current situation in America. But you can just as easily take it in chunks and find a lot of wisdom in his witty sayings. Well, they were witty for his time and many still are. But some of the words he uses would have been better understood in his day, so I’ll try to put them in context for our time. I’m going to take many excerpts from “The Way to Wealth” and discus

so the other day america went out and voted and obama got elected! it was predicted but nonetheless it was an historic day and a day that america will look back on with great pride. why? im genuinely confused by this whole affair. i hadnt been following the election at all but as it got closer thought i better take a bit of an interest so i actually knew what people were talking about. ive asked loads of people who they wanted to win and the usual response ive got is "aw man it has to be obama l

I was going to say something about this video. Maybe it was going to be witty, or somewhat insightful. Anyway, this comment on MySpace TV kind of made forget what I was thinking about. I’ll try and recreate the whole experience for you below: Oasis - I’m Outta Time

Epic Panda Proportions

Epic Panda Proportions
pyynkcrayon
3 min - 6 Nov 2008

A witty, fast paced commentary on the true nature of our favorite Chinese animal, the one and only Panda

I feel Pretty, and witty, and GAY!
dratsuchcustard
29 sec - 6 Nov 2008

choosing the guys dresses

Closing Credits
kekkomatic
3 min - 6 Nov 2008

Before I start, I invoke the principles of Fair Use, regarding the material used for making this video.Credits for the material goes to CNN (the final speech of McCain) and a ton of sources from the Internet (the photos). The song played is "Having a Party" by The Pointer Sisters. I do not intend to break copyright laws in any way, this video has only a comic purpose.I thought it would be fun to make real closing credits for the McCain-Palin campaign. I know I'm damn late in putting this online, but I just had to make it good.However, I made this clip for Ytmnd, but since I used a video editing software I decided to post it on Youtube too, hoping it won't hurt anybody. I have a kind of bidirectional humor, nothing is really offensive, but just witty and dumb at the same time. Just think about it.

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MasterDukey
8 min - 6 Nov 2008

Ell 2 is my inspiration
ThatLovelyMonkey
5 min - 6 Nov 2008

Blar Blar Something witty and clever jibber jabber

GH3 PARTY!!!
Shadiowsflame
9 min - 6 Nov 2008

We got super bored and I got a bit witty and the challenge was a foot!!

Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance Part 10. Obituaries
Omegakiller446
Unknown length - 5 Nov 2008

I've had to re-upload this one so many times. I have nothing witty to say in the description.

LP pokemon leaf green - part 27 - insert witty title here
RoramBenjimouse
10 min - 5 Nov 2008

OFF SCREEN: I level up some of my 'party pokemon':Pidgey: L12Beedrill: L12Pikachu: L15Rattata: L16Charmeleon: L16And beat MistyI also catch:sandshrew: L8Mankey: L10ON SCREEN:We battle GEKI and talk about my day

thecannery theme song
elaynewlt
1 min - 5 Nov 2008

It's all about us :)

KodoSoul: The Beginning
kodosoul
4 min - 5 Nov 2008

Welcome and thank you for visiting KodoSoul. My name is Will Spence. Im 31 and live in Denver, Colorado. I hold a bachelors degree in computer information systems and plan to get my Masters. Im developing several online businesses and working to be a successful entrepreneur. Im always trying to improve my life by setting goals: personal, financial, spiritual. I enjoy writing, music, great food, being with family and friends, soaking up sunshine, seeing an occasional concert, and dreaming. Im creative, witty, hardworking, and have been told many times that I am an inspiration to those whom I come in contact with.I was born with a degenerative neuromuscular disease called Duchenne muscular dystrophy. Living and dealing with this devastating disease day to day is my biggest challenge. Some days are harder than others. Every day is not upbeat, but I have always accepted this challenge. Ive been in a wheelchair for over 23 years. I have limited mobility, use an external breathing machine and need assistance with almost all physical daily living tasks. This disease has stripped me of my physical independence, but I continue to strengthen emotionally and mentally. This keeps me sharp and prevents me from giving up, though I have wanted to do so at times.I have wanted to start a personal growth and motivational website for several years. Ever since I was a teenager, each night before I fall asleep, I take10-15 minutes to collect my thoughts and reflect on what has happened during the day. This way I soak in what I have learned, accomplished, and what I need to work on to make my life better. It is a focus point and also gives me a sense of completeness, knowing I have done the best I could that day. There is always room for improvement and the next will bring opportunities to learn, to grow, to experience new things.I promised myself that when the time was right, I would begin writing and sharing my ideas and experiences with others. Now I feel the timing couldnt be better and my motivation is stronger than ever before.No longer just a collection of my dreams, I intend to make it a reality!I share all of these things with you because its whats in my heart. I intend to keep learning from my every contact with others and offer a distillation of my knowledge and experience to others. I hope you will join me on this journey.

Witty (computer worm) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Witty worm is a computer worm that attacks the firewall and other computer security products written by a particular company, Internet Security Systems (ISS).

Wit is a form of intellectual humour. A wit (person) is someone skilled in making witty remarks. Forms of wit include: the quip and the repartee.

Arthur Witty Cotton (born Barcelona, Spain), also known as Don Arturo, was an Anglo / Catalan footballer, club president and businessman. Witty played for FC Barcelona in the first ...

Andrew Witty is the Chief Executive of GlaxoSmithKline (GSK) [1]. 43 year old Witty succeeded previous CEO Dr. Jean-Pierre Garnier following his retirement in May 2008.

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NEVER has an autobiography so urgently needed updating or its title so ironic. This is the very reason he joined Russell Brand on his show -- to publicise his first... well ...

Jonathan Ross has stepped down from presenting the 2008 British Comedy Awards, ITV has announced. The broadcaster said it had agreed with the decision following the Andrew Sachs ...

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Digg - 10 Witty, Insulting Words You Must Know

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The RIAA has convinced the Copyright Royalty Board to release a ridiculous fee structure that will kill online radio. Pandora, to name my favorite, and others like it will have to ...

The witty Glakas had the line of the day. Saying she was doing her level best to push back against the stereotypes set by other former pageant contestants Miss Teen South Carolina ...

Cat Bauer lives in Venice, one of the most interesting cities in the world and — crazy as it sounds — doesn’t own a camera. -I don’t have a camera! • How can you live ...

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I better come up with some super-witty reply to your comment that somehow makes fun of the situation of posting a witty generic first comment. (see comment)

I mean, real people aren't that witty all the time. Xel565, on 02/21/2008, -10/+25 Wait so movies are supposed to be real life now? My fault I thought they were escapist ...

witty - Definition from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

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Evil new 'firsts' in the ever-changing world of worms and viruses. By Kelly Martin, SecurityFocus • Get more from this author. Posted in Anti-Virus, 7th April 2004 21:38 GMT

The Witty worm is a computer worm that attacks the firewall and other computer security products written by a particular company, Internet Security Systems (ISS).

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A new worm that, ironically, makes sport of Win-32 systems defended by BlackIce and RealSecure firewall products from Internet Security Systems (ISS) began circulating Saturday.

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Russian-born U.S. musicologist, lexicographer, conductor, pianist, and composer who compiled such indispensable reference works as Music Since 1900, A Lexicon of Musical Invective, and several ...

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Glaxo unveils plan to diversify

Global drugs giant GlaxoSmithKline wants to broaden its product base as it grapples with tough competition from generic drug makers

Widely regarded as one of the wittiest men in Britain, Alan Coren was one of BBC Radio 4's best-loved voices, while his journalism won him a legion of fans.

Playwright Oscar Wilde is named Britain's wittiest person in a poll of 3,000 people.

Liverpool's Cilla Black ditty voted the wittiest of last term

What witty words did you cook up for this week's comp?

American author Bill Bryson, best known for his witty travel writing, is appointed an honorary OBE.

The Monitor is home to quizzes, paper monitor and your letters.

Once voted The Wittiest Living Person by listeners to BBC Radio 4, Linda Smith was one of the brightest comedians of recent years.

One of the best known names in UK education, Professor Ted Wragg, has died after a heart attack.

Axminster celebrates 250 years of carpet-making by parading a special rug through the town.